Hairy Peter And The Secret Chamberpot - Part 2

Peter has little time to recover from his ordeal of the battle of Asfixi-by-Mooning. Almost as soon as he arrives at The Borough, he finds himself in Mrs Weenie's dungeon to be tormented and sat on for her pleasure. It does not last long. He is whisked away to an island in the Indian Ocean to protect him from attack by Dark Wizards and to meet Merry Shagger's parents. After a slight time-slip and a near disaster in deep space, the strange and apparently non-magical girl Hecate Wistman makes a dramatic impression on him, although at first perhaps not as much as the powerful Daniella Shagger. Hecate's power starts to surface, and following a minor distraction from the insatiable, leather-clad Nymphomona Bonks, to say nothing of an attack by a few hundred Dark Wizards and Witches, Peter returns with Hecate to the more familiar surroundings of Fessewarts University.
Despite the increased security at Fessewarts, or perhaps because of it, Peter finds his life as a student wizard to be as difficult as ever. Not only is he forced to endure whatever any witch decides to do to him (and, as he already knows, the urges of witches are many, varied, often painful and always erotic), but also he has to cope with some most extraordinary events that may well have their source in much deeper magic and desire. Evil that may lurk somewhere within the University of Fesswarts itself, could be connected with both Hecate Wistman and with Peter's lost love, Merry Shagger. As Peter is about to find out, there may be a far older reason for the sudden madness and "watersports" obsession of Professor Drusilla Drencham...